大一上英语课时写的小脚本，2018.9
C2:(upset) Oh, my dear friend, I have lost my precious little dog last week!
C1: You must put an advertisement on the papers!
C2: (sigh)It's no use, my little dog can't read.
W:(impatiently) So are you ready to order, gentlemen? I will take another customer’s order if you are not ready.
C1: OK. (Pick up the menu) How much popcorn are there in the major package?
W:(Point[比划一下]):Sure. So much.
C2: What about the minor package?
W:(Still point): So much.
C1: Ah. A major package, please.
C2: And a large bowl of chicken soup.
W: What about drinks? We have all sorts of tea and coffee. Would you like to order any?
C1: Tea, please.
C2: Me, too, and be sure the cup is clean.
W:(Write on the list): Sure. Please wait a minute.
(The waiter leaves. Several minutes later, the waiter returns)
W: Two teas, and which one asked for the clean glass?
(Customer A and B become speechless.)
W: OK. A major package of popcorn, a large bowl of chicken soup, two cups of tea and two clean cups…
C1:(Scared) AH!
C2: What’s wrong?
C1:(Shout) A DEAD FLY! What’s it doing in my soup?
W:(calmly) Sir, maybe it is swimming, I think.
C2: We need another bowl of soup!
W: Don’t worry, the spider in the popcorn will get it.
C1:(Scared and shout again) SPIDER!
C2:(Scared and angry) OH, MY GOD! We’ll never have meal here!
W:(Still calmly) Fine, I’ll change them. Don’t leave.
(The waiter leaves again. Several minutes later, the waiter returns)
W: I feel extremely sorry that we made a big mistake. To convey our apologies, here is a large lobster, which is free.
C2: Why does this lobster have only one claw?
W: I’m sorry again, sir, but it must have fought.
C1:(Sighed) Fine, bring me the winner then.
W: I’m afraid I can’t, because it is the true winner, and the loser has no claw.
(Customer A and B become speechless.)
C1: So delicious and I’m full now.
C2: So do l.
C1: It’s an awesome dinner, the foods are tasty, thank you.
W: You are welcome.
C2: By the way, it’s not early now, let’s leave.
C1: OK. Don’t forget to pay the check.
C2: Sure. (Look at the waiter) Waiter! Give me the check.
W: OK, wait a moment, please.
C2: (Open the purse and look) Oh, no! I only have 50 dollars in all in my pocket!
C1: What? 50 dollars? I think we must pay at least 200 dollars!
C2: I’m sorry, but, l really don’t have money. Would you pay for me?
C1: l pay for you? You said it’s your treat!
C2: Help me, please. I’ll give the money back to you tomorrow, I promise.
C1:You have said you’ll pay for the meal, but don’t bring enough money, how fun you are! (Open the wallet and look) Oh, no! l haven’t brought any money!
W: (Come)Here’s your check, Sir. Please have a look.
C2: (Ignore the waiter) Why don’t you carry any money with you?
C1: You said it’s your treat!
W: Here’s your check. And…
C2: (Continue ignore) You don’t take any money. How can you come here?
C1: My home is only 10-minute walk from here.
W: OK. You should pay 240 dollars, Sir.
C2: (still ignore) But…
W: (Shout)Don’t ignore me!!
C1: Oh, I’m sorry. Give me the check. (Look the check)
C1: Err…, I think there’s something wrong on the check, please check it.
W: Really? Give me the check, wait a moment. (Turn back and leave)
(Several minutes later)
C1: We are safe now. Let’s escape from here.
C2: Escape? Will you be afraid if they call the police?
C1: So, what can we do?
C2: You can use your phone to pay.
C1: Are you kidding me? My iPhone XS is far more expensive than this meal!
C2: But it’s the only way to save us. By the way, you can take it back tomorrow.
C1: Hey, since you home is near from here, you can go home to fetch some money.
C2: What? You said it’s your treat and let me go home to fetch money. I’ll remember you! (Leave)
C1: (Later) Err…Waiter, my friend has gone home to fetch money, just wait 10 minutes.
W: OK.
C1: What may happen to him? Maybe I’ll ask my other friends for help. (Call)
Voice: The number you have dialed is power off.
C1: Let me change a person.
Voice: The number you have dialed is power off.
C1: Let me change again.
Voice: The number you have dialed is power off.
C1: Oh! What kind of friends they are!
(Customer 2 is back.)
C2: I’m sorry to tell you a piece of BAD news, I forget to take my keys with me when l leave home, so…
C1: What? Oh my God!
W: (Come)Hey, my friends, can you pay the check now?
C1: (Take the check) There’s another mistake on the check.
W: That’s impossible! Figure it out!
C1: You have a really poor eyesight! Do it yourself!
W:(Say to self) What a strange person he is!
C2: Hey, you can wash the dishes!
C1: What? I wash? It’s already 8 o’clock p.m. l don’t want to sleep here tonight.
C2: But you should pay for the bill! You wash!
C1: You should wash! You don’t have the key, you cannot go home tonight, you can sleep here.
W:(Come again) What? I heard that you are talk about wash the dishes. Cannot you pay for the check? Oh, I understand. (angrily) There are no mistakes on the check, but you ask me to find fault again and again! Tell me the truth now! Be quick！
C1: Err…Fine, we don’t have enough money, let he wash the dishes.
C2: Let he wash
C1: You should wash!
C2: You should wash!
C1: You should wash!
C2: You should wash!
W: Shut up! Both of you do it! Come with me!
C2&C1: Oh, no!
W: Quick！ (Hit the customer 1）Quick！(Hit the customer 2）1 dollar for each dish! And if you break one, you should pay an extra 3 dollars for each! It seems that you have washed 30 dishes but broken 10. You did nothing! Ha Ha! Do you want to sleep here tonight? Try harder. You have to wash 120 dishes! Hey, by the way, where’s your friend? If he escaped, you have to wash 240 dishes.
(Suddenly, A business card drops out)C1: (Pick up the card.) Your business card dropped. (Suddenly, excited) Wow! Alex! It’s you!
W: What?
C1: It’s me, Denny. We haven’t meet for 10 years! We were classmates! Are you still remember me?
W: Well… Err…Oh, It’s you! No wonder I felt that we have met. Err… You forget to bring the money? It doesn’t matter, you don’t need to pay for it.
C1: Thank you very much.
C1: I miss you very much, I can remember when we are in the middle school, you usually help me to cheat in the exam…
C2: Oh, what a strange day!
W: We had a really wonderful time tonight, hadn’t we? Hope to see you again soon! Goodbye!
C1: Bye! (The Waiter leaves)
C2: So, you are really classmates?
C1: Of course not! We had never seen each other. I just cheated him!
C2: Wow! What a clever man you are!